Theo Epstein has a pretty good stick!
https://youtu.be/j6395Uyjv4w
To be fair, Theo used to be a pretty decent baseball player, but luckily for the Chicago Cubs he decided to write the Baltimore Orioles letters in college to work for them. Those letters turned into an internship, which turned into a job offer, which turned into a promotion, and now he’s here.
I don’t think a move from behind the desk into centerfield is an option just yet.
