Schwarber smashes windshield, is still Hulk

Schwarber smashes windshield

Kyle Schwarber smashes a windshield and nobody is surprised.

I repeat: Schwarber smashes windshield.

All in a day’s work, I suppose.

Who in their right mind parks in the same area code as the Cubs when they’re hitting baseballs? Seriously, have some common sense, people. Brett over at Bleacher Nation even suggests parking in California. Whatever works, fellow Cubs fans and home run chasers.

Chicago Tribune showed the potential blast, along with some other ones.

If Schwarber is drilling vehicles before Spring Training even begins, what’s the over/under gotta be for the entire team for the next month? I’ll set it at 1.5.

2 thoughts on “Schwarber smashes windshield, is still Hulk

  1. I have heard that Jason Heyward decided he wanted to play for the Cubs when I saw Kyle’s scoreboard shot fly 200 feet over his head. #wearegood needs to be changed to #wearegreat!

    1. I think he may have said that! Even if it was just for fun, it’s great that he recognizes it. Schwarbs gave him more to think about with that blast yesterday for sure!

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